Trunk Funk

Archive Seedbank’s Trunk Funk stitches together two modern heavyweights, White Tahoe Cookies and Do-Si-Dos, into a cultivar that lives up to its name. From the jar, a thick, deep cookie-dough sweetness rides over pine and nutty undertones with streaks of diesel skunk, then burns into a clean, sugary finish. The first puffs usually lift the mood and loosen conversation before settling into a contented, body-forward calm; most report a relaxed, happy brightness rather than a racing head. Plants show hybrid vigor with medium-to-tall frames, strong branching, and dense, resin-caked colas that glint silver against lime and forest-green calyxes. Indoors, expect medium stature and excellent bag appeal; outdoors, Trunk Funk can stretch higher and fill space readily. Flowering wraps in about 63–70 days, and yields land squarely in the medium-to-high lane with the right dial-in. Lab numbers vary by cut and grow, but batches commonly test in the 19–27% THC range with low CBD. Flavor-wise, expect pine, sweet, and nutty notes to dominate, with the signature cookie funk humming underneath. Credited to Archive Seedbank as the second release in a White Tahoe Cookies hybrid series, Trunk Funk is an indica-dominant expression built for growers and flavor chasers alike. Its 80/20 indica-to-sativa balance keeps the experience grounded yet upbeat. Buds cure to stony, frosted nuggets with loud jar appeal.