Elwood Funk

Elev8 Seeds’ Elwoods Funk is a loud, gas-first hybrid that fuses the sharp, ammonia-kissed legacy of Cat Piss with the resin-caked punch of GG4. Expect big, dense flowers stacked with bright orange hairs and heavy frost, exuding a dank, funky bouquet that leans diesel, skunk, and pine. In the garden it shows average stretch and a sturdy hybrid frame, settling into an 8 to 9 week bloom (about 56 to 63 days) with above average yields when dialed. Elev8 positions it within their Glues Brothers series, and testers often note vigorous growth and a nose that refuses to stay in the jar. While formal lab ranges vary by grow, the profile tends to be THC forward with minimal CBD, mirroring its parents. On the palate the fuel-laced flavors land early, followed by earthy-pine undertones and a lingering skunky sweetness. The experience generally opens with an upbeat, euphoric lift before a calm, gluey body ease takes the helm, a balance befitting its mixed lineage. Breeder credit belongs to Elev8 Seeds, who selected Elwoods Funk to bottle classic 2000s funk with modern bag appeal and trichome coverage. Growers looking for chunky colas, fast finish, and that unmistakable catty gas will find the brief right here.