Dr. Funk

Dr. Funk slips in like a bassline you can feel, then melts into a velvet groove. Born from DJ Short Blueberry and Bubba Kush, this indica-leaning hybrid (about 80/20) marries blueberry perfume with grounded kush depth. Expect a bouquet of earthy berries with a savory cheese edge; on the palate it leans berry, cheese, and a hint of peach. Myrcene leads the terpene ensemble, with caryophyllene and humulene/limonene rounding out warm spice and subtle citrus. Typical lots test around 20% THC (commonly 15-22%) with trace CBD in the 0.1-0.5% range, delivering a tingly, aroused, sometimes giggly onset before settling into happy, body-heavy calm. Plants grow short and squat with dense, resin-frosted flowers and fiery pistils, finishing in roughly 49-63 days. Yields are moderate to high depending on dial-in; under lights, compact canopies respond well to SOG and defoliation, while outdoors they bulk reliably in warm, dry weather. The after-vibe is unhurried and thoughtful rather than racy, a comfortable couch-tempo echo of its Bubba lineage, with blueberry’s dessert-like sweetness singing through the exhale. If you prize flavorful, old-school genetics tuned for modern resin and bag appeal, Dr. Funk hits the pocket and holds it.