Pie Piss

Cookies Seed Bank’s Pie Piss distills four heavy-hitter bloodlines into one finely tuned hybrid. By pairing San Diego Cat Piss with Moonbow, then crossing that selection to Cherry Pie and Planet Purple, the breeders created a balanced plant that blends candy-sweet fruit with a sly edge of sharp funk. Indoors it keeps a medium stature and throws dense, frosted colas, finishing in 56–63 days; expect roughly 400–450 g/m² inside and around 450–500 g per plant outside when conditions are dialed. The nose folds citrus zest and ripe apricot over vanilla pastry, hinting at limonene up front with creamy linalool and peppery caryophyllene in support. Reported effects skew euphoric and happy at lift-off before settling into a calmly relaxed cruise, a profile that mirrors the even 60/40 indica – sativa split and THC commonly in the low 20s. Buds show vivid greens with occasional purples from the Planet Purple side, dusted in thick, sparkling trichomes. Credit for this four-way mashup goes to Cookies Seed Bank, who anchored Moonbow on both branches of the family tree to lock in resin, color, and high bag appeal. For a modern dessert profile with a bit of old-school bite, Pie Piss delivers.