Monkey Tape

Monkey Tape threads a classic East Coast diesel attitude through modern hybrid balance. Reported as a 60% indica, 40% sativa cross of Sour Dubb and Chocolate Diesel, its profile mirrors the pedigree: pungent diesel rides over zesty orange and cracked pepper, with a faint earthy echo on the exhale. Typical batches test around 21% THC with negligible CBD (~0%), and the dominant terpene trio - caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene - steers the experience. The onset is brisk and upbeat, sparking talkative, creative headspace while the body stays light and mobile. As the session settles, tone remains clear rather than sleepy, though dry mouth can nudge in and, for some, a twinge of anxious, paranoid edge at higher doses. In the garden, Monkey Tape reflects its parents' contrasts: Sour Dubb's stockier frame meets Chocolate Diesel's stretch for a medium stature that prefers training and steady airflow. Indoors it is typically ready in about 56-70 days of flower, returning medium yields with tidy, trichome-caked colas that trim clean. Breeder attribution is murky; this cut circulates as an anonymous selection, but the lineage is unmistakable. If your palate leans toward fuel brightened by citrus and a pepper snap, Monkey Tape delivers the tape-reel soundtrack of vintage diesel with a fresher, modern mix.