Dirty Diana

Dirty Diana by Cookies Seed Bank sings with a pedigree that pairs the sharp swagger of Cheetah Piss with the sherb-borne color and cream of Sunset Sherbet. This mostly indica hybrid stacks chunky, rock-firm colas that rinse from deep forest green to near-black purples, tipped with tangerine pistils and a glassy frost that trims easily. Crack a dried flower and a sweet-and-earthy rush lifts out first, quickly chased by citrus peel and a faint diesel twang; on the palate it leans sweet, citrusy, and earthy in equal measure. Caryophyllene and limonene steer the bouquet with supporting notes of linalool/humulene, while THC commonly pushes past the mid-20s and CBD stays low. Effects arrive bright and buoyant — an upbeat, uplifted headspace — before easing into a calm, happy body glow that never feels leaden. Medium-stature plants thrive with light training and finish reliably in about 8–9 weeks indoors (some phenotypes reaching 9–10), rewarding dialed-in rooms with up to 450 g/m²; outdoors, expect roughly 500–600 g per plant at full maturity. Bred by Cookies Seed Bank, Dirty Diana blends speed, bag appeal, and a dessert-gas flavor set into a purple-forward frame — an expressive, photogenic cultivar that delivers both show and substance. Growers report easy trimming and a vigorous vegetative pace with strong resistance.