Week 2 Grow Diary Update Man…now we’re actually growing plants. We officially crossed over from “staring at dirt and anxiety” into “oh shit, they changing every morning.” This week taught me a LOT about phenotypes and personalities. Same tent. Same soil. Same light. Same environment. Four completely different attitudes already. 🌱 Couch Slumper #1: Quiet assassin energy. Clean structure. Sharp serrations. Tight node spacing. Looking like the kid in class that doesn’t say much but casually gets a 98 on every test. 🌱 Gassy Eddy #1: Balanced. Chill. Reliable. Gives me “solid starter on a playoff team” vibes. Not flashy, but healthy and stable. 🌱 Gassy Eddy #2 aka Wemby: This fool built like Victor Wembanyama already. Stretchy ass stem. Had to add more soil around him because bro was growing like a newborn giraffe. But the vigor is CRAZY. 🌱 Couch Slumper #2 aka E. Honda: Started off fighting for his life with the membrane and shell situation. Thought he might be cooked. Nope. Little dude came back compact, thick, squat, and built like he’s ready to slap somebody 100 times in Street Fighter. Definitely the most unique pheno so far.