Things are going well this past week GG#1 still suffering a little big from my mess up but over all she seems to be doing ok . The leaves on both GG#1 and GG#2 are both starting to gain some colour now they are starting to get purple around the edges of the leaves so pretty soon Im going to have some extra pretty looking plants !! :D :D :D Things are going to take roughly 1 week longer then I thought originally but thats fine ! I'm really looking forward to the next few weeks to come ! I'd like to thank everyone who stops by and checks out the diary . A special thank you goes out to my followers you guys are the bomb keep on keeping on !!! I hope everyone is enjoying what ever holiday they celebrate ! -Happy Growing!

Same feeding schedule. I water every 2 days. Sometimes i wait the 3rd. The 11th week is starting off nice buds flowers are getting closer together. 3rd week of flowering

16.4.25: As mentioned last week I top dressed with a mix of canna terra plus dry amendments. The soil is very waterlogged and, as a result, has started to grow some mould/mildew on the top layer. I decided to scrape off as much mould as I could, then redress by mixing in some coco and perlite. This should aerate the soil, and prevent the water retention becoming excessive. 23.4.25: I hope everyone had a great 420! HulkBerry has grown significantly since last week. She is now exceeding the perimeter of the 8 Gallon pot. The leaves are looking good to me. It's not too dark, but still luscious in appearance. I have barely given any water, as unfortunately I had overwatered when I top dressed. The top dress was not my usual substrate and, unfortunately, ended up growing mould on the surface. I removed the top soil to take away the mould. Then I replaced it with 2 Inches of Canna coco and perlite 60/40%. I did not add any amendments to this. Nutrients; Cal-Mag amino acids and Ecothrive Biosys. I watered 2 litres yesterday, and today, I am going to LST for the 1st time. It needs to be done ASAP now, before she begins to flower. I'm just aiming to open her up and keep the tops at an even height. I'm happy with this plant her structure is lovely, and uniform. Which I hope to maintain. Thanks for checking out my diary and hanging out 🍃✌️💚😊🌱

She is doing very well pollination was a success the new stain she create should be off the chain patiently waiting.....wonder whats the name gonna be 🤔 do a lil more defoliation nxt week n that should be it till the end.....#happy growing til nxt week.... Ps.. pot is a 25gal but only used 1/3 of it

Stretch ist jetzt im vollem gange Bei der Jehova auch schon beinahe zusende Die Acid Snow ist jetzt dabei. Die Pflanzen sehen alle aus als wären sie getoppt worden. Wurde aber keine!!!!

02/01/2021 Going to sprout my last 2 Bluedreamatic seeds from (fast buds). Will be sprouting in mini greenhouse on heat mat. Once seedlings are ready they will be moved under 1000w MH for veg and flowering. 10+hours later they are on bottom of water and time for paper towels in baggie. 02/03/2021 1 seed sprouted and I dropped the other in soil 🙏 I hope because it disappeared! So got at least one Bluedreamatic on the way hoping to see other one sprout in mixing tray. 02/05/2021 She's above ground! Day #1 , currently under 150w compact flourecent 3 way bulb when first true leaves form (Not single finger let)I will start veg cycle under 1000w MH see you in 3-4 days for weekly update. topped seedling pot with vermiculite 1/2-3/4 inches leaving the cotdtyledons 1/2-3/4 inches above surface. Roots should fill up this container quickly, moved under1000w MH light for vegging. Seedling is 3-4 ft away from light but also off to the side no serious heat just about room temperature. I could not feel heat from light where I put seedling, comfortable on your skin is good for plants. 02/11/2021 It's day #6 above the soil, she is doing well already grown 2" above where I topped with vermiculite. At lights out I put her in humidity dome with my tomato seedlings main area of grow gets very cool at night,so I try to keep her at a better temp 72°f.

6/9 I can't believe it but I had faith. The transplant yesterday LOOKED like it was fucked. I cleaned it up though and left it outside. This morning it was standing straight up. Both transplants were! I put tarps up to block the wind tunnel between buildings. It's still overcast and rainy. Sun isn't supposed to come out for a couple poke days. Chance of thubder storms tomorrow but I'm going to try to get everyone in their forever homes today. Or at least most of them. I plan to light dep a few right in the 3 gallon. I'm sure I'll be updating this after I get some work done. UPDATE: I WENT OVER AND GOT THREE MORE TRANSPLANTED. THAT MEANS FIVE ARE OUTSIDE IN THE CAGE. TWO 10TH PLANET, 2 BLUEBERRY CHEESE AND A LITTLE PURPLE PUNCH. THE 3 GALLON POTS WERE RELATIVELY HEAVY SO I PICKED THE LIGHTER ONES TO TRANSPLANT. I LEFT THE ORHER TWO 10TH'S IN THE GARAGE WITH THE DOOR OPEN WITH THE REMAINING PLANTS. I ALSO ADDED WIND BREAKS AND SUPPORTS TO EVERYTHING. I WANTED TO GET EVERUTHING DONE TODAY BUT THERE MAY BE A THUNDER STORM SO IF I DONT GET IT DONE ITS NOT A BIG DEAL AND ILL FINISH TOMORROW. TRANSPLANTS WENT SMOOTH. I THINK THEY'LL GO EVEN SMOOTHER IF THEY DRY OUT A BIT. STILL HAVE THE 50 AND 40'S TO FILL. Took a bunch of videos but the don't want to load. I'll have to try tomorrow or later tonight. UPDATE: I TOOK TONS OF PICTURES AND VIDEOS BUT THEY DONT WANT TO SEEM TO UPLOAD. IVE GOT SIX IN THERE FINAL HOMES OUTDOORS 20s and 30 gallon smart pots. Still have massive plants but I'm going to out those in the 50 and the 40. I'll finish this shit up tomorrow and get all the girls in their forever homes and if I don't have room for some I was planning on doing a light dep anyway so that will work out good. I learned a lot and transplanting went a lot smoother todsy than before. I feel really proud of myself. The last Transplant I did break a few leaves off that I didn't notice but whatever. I used tomato cages for suppirt on two and bamboo poles and string on the others. I'll add the vertical trellis as they grow. I'm proud of myself. 6/10 I got a lot done yesterday. Six are outside already. Two are in 20s in the garage. I'm planning on transplanting the rest today or tomorrow. I'll update later. Accidently uploaded lots of stuff on the wrong week. UPDATE: I TRANSPLANTED THAT SUPER TALL PURPLE PUNCH THAT I DIDNT TOP OR HST AT ALL INTO A 40 GALLON TUB. ROOTS WERE DRY AND THIS TIME IT ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE THEY FELL AWAY. THE PLANT HOWEVER STAYED STANDINGVUP FINE. I THINK THIS PHENO IS GOING TO BE A TOUGH ONE. LOOKS GOOD LIKE AN HOUR LATER. I HAD THE 50 READY TO TRANSPLANT THIS MONSTER BLUEBERRY CHEESE I FIMed BUT THE POTS WERE SUPER HEAVY AND I FIGURED I NEEDED TO SLOW DOWN AND THINK. WE HAVE THUNDER STORMS COMING TONIGHT. TOMORROW IS GOOD. I MAY TRY TO FINISH UP TONIGHT BUT WE SHALL SEE. THE GOOD THING WITH DOING IT A FEW AT A TIME IS THAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS OUTSIDE IVE STILL GOT A CROP INSIDE LOL. WHAT IM PLANNING TO DO IS EITHER LIGHT DEP THAT BIG BLUEBERRY CHEESE OR PUT IT IN THE FIFTY BUT IM PLANNING TO LIGHT 3 RIGHT IN THEIR 3 GALLON CONTAINERS. HAVENT DECUDED FOR SURE BUT IM THINKING THATS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN.......of course videos won't upload and the ones that do are old videos. Damn. I need to sharpen my computer skills....and my growing skills. Especially transplanting. I suck at transplanting. I decided not to out all my eggs in one basket and left the 10th planet amd Blue berry cheese in the 20s in the garage. I pulled them out for light further but I'm ousting them back a little tonight. That way I'll have a back up if something catastrophic happens. I doubt it but better safe than sorry. I'm proud of what I've accomplished thus far. I've successfully uploaded my 1 minute plus video several times but it won't appear. Oh well. I'll try to load the videos tomorrow I guess. Just started raining. Just a light rain. Probably what fresh transplants like. 6/11 BEAUTIFUL outside. Today is the day. Most is done and I'll add the supports as trellis as they grow. This new grow space gets about twice as much sun as my old spot. The tar stops the burrowing insects. I'm getting everything out today. I just need to decide if I'm going to light dep that MASSIVE blueberry cheese or bite the bullet and put it in the fifty. Maybe I'll try to get some help from my cousin. Plants withstood the thunderstorm like Champs. I'll update as the day goes on. I planned better this year so I SHOULDN'T have an unmanageable jungle. UPDATE: WATERED THE 3 PLANTS LEFT IN THE 3 GALLONS (1 10th PLANET WITH GREAT BRANCH STRUCTURE AND TWO PURPLE PUNCH THAT WERE THE SMALLER ONES. IM GOING TO LIGHT DEP THEM. EVERYTHING IS OUTSIDE NOW IN A MIX OF 1/3 FOX FARM OCEAN FOREST, HAPPY FROG AND ROOTS ORGANIC 707 IN EQUAL PARTS. TRANSPLANTED WITH MYKOS. EVERYTHING IS OUTSIDE NOW. FINALLY DECIDED TO GET The MONSTER BLUE CHEESE I FIMed INTO ITS FOREVER HOME A 50 FALLON POT. IT WAS TGE EASIEST BEST TRANSPLANT OF THEM ALL. JUST LIKE AETTING A POT IN THE WHOLE. I DONT EVEN THINK THE PLANT NOTICED. ONE OF THE PURPLE PUNCHES HAD ROOTS OB ONE OF ITS LEAVES WHEN I LOOKED BUTVIT WAS STILL STANDING UO STEAIGHT. I KNOW SOME OF THE PLANTS LOOK DROOPY BUT WEVE HAD SEVERAL DAYS OF RAIN AND A MASDIVE THUNDER STORM. I BROUGHT OUT THE EARLIER TRANSPLANTS AS WELL. THEY ARE OUT OF THE SHOCK. WIND IS PRETTY HIGH BUT I DONT WANT TO ADD MORE TARPS. I THINK THINGS ARE SECURED GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW. IM SUPER STOKED THAT TRANSPLANT WENT SO GOOD! Went back at 7:30pm. Some plants have a little bit of transplant shock and a little bit of burn but it's negligible considering they've been through a thunderstorm with pouring rain and extremely high winds. That blueberry cheese in the 50 transplanted so easy and still looks like it didn't even know the difference. I'll start light dep once I get a plan. Plants are recovering nicely but should something happen to one I could replace it. I'm interested in the light dep though and I've got a pretty good idea how to start. 6/12 The plants that had a little transplant shock are coming out of it. We had a thunderstorm and pouring rain the day of some of the transplants. Wasn't forecasted. High winds moved the plants around a bunch bit they are tough as hell. Everything is out now. Suppisedcto have showers the next few days. I'm putting together a feeding schedule abd setting up a spit to start light dep on the three plants I decided to flower early. The cage now gets twice as much sun as before. This is going to be a good year. Went back over and plants are perking up and doing even better everytime I see them. I took a video but it might not upload until tomorrow. I may start a new diary for the light dep. I have a few places I'm thinking to use for light dep. I need to make a solid plan before I start so maybe a day or two. Trying to upload again but I doubt it. 6/13 Had a rushed morning but I watered the plants in the 3 gallons as they were dry. I had added more soil to a couple of the bags. The top soil is startingvtj dry out but the plants look good and we are supposed to get rain so I don't really want to water if it's going to be raining. I think I've found my light dep spot and schedule. I'll update after I do something. WENT BACK OVER AND SPRAYED A LITTLE BIT OF WATER ON THE EXTREMELY DRY TOPSOIL THAT I HAD TOPPED SOME OF THE PLANTS OFF WITH. SHITTY THING IS THAT WAS ADDED AFTER THE THUNDER STORM SO IT MAKES IT HARDER TO JUSTE THE PLANTS WATERING NEEDS. I CAN TELL THAT ONE OFCTHE FIRST TEANSPLANTS IS STILL HOLDING WATER. I MEAN WE GOT A DOWNPOUR AND I DONT WABT TO WATER IF WE'RE GOING TO BE GETTING RAIN ANYWAY. IM GOING TO LOOK BACK OVER THE DIARY. THATS ONE GREAT THING ABOUT THESE. YOU CAN GO BACK AND CHECK YOUR WORK. 6/14 Glad I held off watering. It's raining today. Just showers. We haven't gotten any of that extreme wind we usually do. I have the plants supported but I still worry. Definitely more than I should. Plants are still doing good and acclimating to there homes. I have not started the light dep with the 3 gallons but I think I've found my spot. Once I start it will just be staying consistent putt8ng them in and out. I need to train them anyway. I have some research to do and a joint to smoke so I'll update later.

Ahoi Growmies Die Woche 7 ist vorbei und ich habe was die Trichomen Reife angeht etwas verschätzt , Bei den oberen Blüten fangen die ersten an Bernstein Farbe vereinzelt zu werden. Habe die Fotos von unteren Blüten mit macro gecheckt und die man sieht die brauchen noch so 7-10 Tage bis zur Ernte !!!

Day 32-26/08/22 so we enter flowing stage now with these 3 Cinderella girls! I haven’t update as I have been unwell and then I was at product earth!!! So we gonna try and get back on track now with the diaries but yeah got a lot of diaries 😂😂 but so far so good! I’ll start giving biobloom this week on next watering!!! Other than that so far so good! They look the same other than the height which is probably due to how there growing under the light!!

I really didn't do much lst because it's our first and we have more than enough to deal with. They're coming along fine. Only issue is old watering technique. I'd accidentally get water on the leaves n it burnt them a smidge. I've since changed the way I water....more carefully with a hose attached. The mimosa autoflower r n amended soil. The others r Fox farm ocean happy frog and coco loco.

🐩 -Yá puestas a fotoperiodo 12/12. -La planta más pequeña la trasplantè a maceta de 11L. -Apliqué via foliar la primera dosis de Delta 9;via foliar,5ml x1L. 🤙🏻Todo super.

Dia 91 la 4 semana de floración , la 1051 va mucho mas avanzada que las demás, hay algun problema con la mosca blanca aunque ya hemos pedido depredadores para combatir con ella de manera biologica, la Glow Starz y la White Noise van mucho mas atrasadas aunque se ven mucho mejor

Happy it germinated not surprised either. For those of you who haven’t seen my other window grows I’ve had some decent success with autos in the window. Ive yielded over an oz on a small yielding plant. I’ve looked it up the window gives off 50% sunlight plus all the additional lights it does great. It’s somewhat close to my woodstove which is great bc it keeps it dry in flower. I have fans on it as well. Some people hate on grows like this I think they r cool. I transplanted it oct 5th. Let’s hope it thrives which I’m sure it will

great strain hard buttons heavy total life of 88 days. 84 after being born, besides having broken it will give me a good yield I will wait 90g to dry, for an automatic with 5.5 liter pot I think this is great. easy to grow very, very cold, sweet, sour, aroma, I'm happy .. final summary the lady still gave me 110g dried without branches and leaves very clean .. I am very very satisfied with the result both in the quality of the herb and the yield @Fast_buds @spiderfarmer @advancednutrients @growdiaries

Week 2 – Rapid Growth and Key Adjustments Another Friday, another update! It’s been an exciting week in the grow tent, and the plants are showing some serious progress. They've nearly doubled in height and are now spreading out to fill the pots, making it clear that these FastBuds seeds really live up to their name. After seeing how quickly they’ve grown, it’s easy to understand where the "fast" comes from! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Key Growing Parameters -Humidity: 70% -VPD: Max 1.0 -Airflow: Always active at level 1, auto-adjusts when needed -Day Temperature: 25-26°C -Night Temperature: 22°C -Light Cycle: 18 hours light / 6 hours dark -Lamp: IONBOARD S24 from AC Infinity (240W) -Watering Schedule: -Day 8: 100ml -Day 10: 300ml -Day 12: 500ml ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Adjusting the Light Distance Early in the week, I noticed two of the leaves were showing slight stress due to being too close to the light. The leaves were slightly deformed, and it was clear they weren’t happy with the intense light exposure. After adjusting the light distance to a safer height, the plants began to recover. However, while the stressed leaves improved gradually throughout the week, they’ve retained some of those early deformations. Thankfully, every leaf that grew after that has been perfectly healthy and vibrant, which confirmed that the issue was indeed the light being too close. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Observing the Rapid Growth The early days were exciting as the plants seemed to grow rapidly, but at first, they felt fragile, with their thin, delicate stems struggling to hold up the weight of the new leaves. It almost seemed like they might topple over at any moment. However, by the end of Week 2, they’ve transformed into sturdy, small trees. Their once fragile stems are now solid little trunks, and it’s amazing to see how much stronger they appear. Not only have the stems thickened, but the plants have also developed an abundance of leaves. In just a few days, they’ve gone from having four small leaves to over ten broad, healthy leaves per plant. It's incredible to witness how quickly they’re packing on foliage. Every day, it seems like there’s something new happening – more leaves, more structure, and a visibly stronger plant. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- No Noticeable Difference Between Strains (Yet!) Interestingly, as of now, I can’t see any major differences between the three Amnesia Zkittlez and the single Gorilla Cookies plant. As a beginner, they’re growing at a similar rate and look so alike that if I hadn’t labeled them, I wouldn’t be able to tell them apart! Luckily, everything is organized and clearly marked, so when the differences do start to show, I’ll be ready to observe them. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Watering Progress By Day 10, the plants were continuing to thrive, so I increased the water intake to 300ml per plant. The plants adapted well, showing no signs of overwatering or nutrient deficiency. Two days later, on Day 12, I upped the watering amount again to 500ml per plant. Even with this larger amount of water, the plants have been absorbing it perfectly. There’s been no excess water draining from the pots, which is a great sign. The soil remains slightly moist underneath, indicating that the roots are successfully drawing water from deeper layers. Now, on Friday evening, it’s been 48 hours since the last watering, and the soil is still holding moisture. It looks like I can wait until tomorrow (Day 15) to water again. The soil is still slightly moist at the bottom of the pots, showing that the roots are reaching deep enough to access the water. The plants themselves look strong and healthy, so everything seems to be on track! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- PH Levels and Future Fertilization Until now, I’ve been relying on the pH readings from our local water provider, trusting their reports to guide me. However, to ensure I have more precise control over the growing conditions, I’ve invested in a BlueLab pH pen. This will allow me to accurately measure the pH of the water myself and make sure everything is perfectly dialed in for the plants. Even though I initially planned not to use any fertilizers, I’ve decided to start using nutrients next week. I’ll be following the Biobizz feeding schedule, incorporating BioGrow, BioBloom, and TopMax into my routine. This decision came after observing how fast the plants are growing and realizing that they could benefit from a nutrient boost to ensure continued healthy development. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Optimizing With AC Infinity and Looking Ahead Throughout the week, I’ve been relying heavily on the automated settings from the AC Infinity App, which has been a lifesaver for someone like me who’s still learning the ropes. Other than reducing the air intake and airflow to keep the humidity high at this early stage, I haven’t had to manually adjust much. The system has been doing a great job maintaining the environment, with 70% humidity, a VPD under 1.0, and consistent temperatures between 25-26°C during the day and 22°C at night. There’s still a lot to learn, and I’ve heard from other growers that AutoFlowers can handle 24 hours of light or even 20/4, but for now, I’m sticking with the more traditional 18/6 light schedule recommended by AC Infinity. I’ll keep observing and might experiment with different light cycles in the future. As I move forward into Week 3, I’m eager to see how the plants will continue to grow and evolve. With each passing day, I’m learning more about their needs and how to fine-tune the environment to keep them happy. So far, they’ve been thriving, and I can’t wait to see what’s next on this journey. FastBuds certainly lives up to the name, and if the first two weeks are any indicator, I’m in for an exciting ride! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Personal Reflections Looking back, I’m honestly surprised at how quickly I’ve become immersed in this process. What started as a curiosity has quickly turned into a rewarding experience. Every day I learn something new, whether it’s adjusting light distances, managing water intake, or monitoring humidity levels. There’s something incredibly satisfying about seeing the results of your efforts in real time – from those first fragile sprouts to the sturdy plants I have now. As a complete beginner, I was unsure how well I’d manage everything, but seeing the plants thrive has given me a lot of confidence. I realize that growing is just as much about patience as it is about action. I’m looking forward to what’s ahead, but I’m already enjoying the journey. For anyone starting out, it’s all about learning and adapting – and, most importantly, enjoying the process!

The THC BOMB is really starting to flower and form its budz....they are all getting their own set of nutrients because they are all at different stages...I WILL GET PICS OF ALL THREE STRAINS UP NEXT WEEK....meanwhile I just wanted to add a quick update and some close up of the buds starting to form...nutes were given this morning and the next few days of perfectly ph'd water should make next week a good one...providing nothing goes wrong in the meantime...some of the fox farms nutes aren't in the drop down menus...im using the basic soil trio pack at half dosages...

Well its a late update from down under.. and its been shit. No other words for it. After all that un seasonal tropical rain a month back my Caramelo was hating life with water logged roots and was wilting badly for more days than id like, she recovered just fine... or so I thought. Thats when I noticed the Spider mites and a small patch of mould rot on a pre flower bud, so I grabbed my trusty Lime Sulfur bottle and made up what I THOUGHT was my usual 1/2 strength mix to use.....But turns out due to a new smaller bottle and me using the wrong mix to start with (I normally use 1/2 the 30ml per lt mix for seedlings even on fully mature plants to avoid burning em, But I used the 50mls per ltr ratio at what I thought was 1/2 strength) AND my old bottle turns out to be 1.25ltrs and my new one was 750mls!! So long story finalized is I used 1.25 X the normal strength mix and burnt the shit out of ALL new shoots and pre flowers. Thus why im only posting a vid of the cat with the ZkittleZ who is loving life harder than any plant Ive had before -So will be focusing a bit more on her for a while now.

Hallo, Servus und herzlich Willkommen in der Glasfabrik. Leute kommt nach Bayern zum kiffen. Die Fabrik ist in der 12. Woche. Kurz vor der ersten Ernte. 17.06. Hier hat sich viel getan. Meine Teile sind jetzt gekommen. Bis auf den AC Infinity und meine Bluetooth-Dimmer für die SANligths. Der AC Infinity Lüfter wäre erst etwa Dezember gekommen. Deshalb hab ich einen anderen Lüfter gekauft, der verfügbar war, den Aygochy 150mm mit einen bärenstarken max. Durchzug von 688m³/h. Ein Ferrari unter den Lüfter. Tim Tylor, der Heimwerker-King, wäre blass vor Neid wegen der Power. Ich habe auch Fotos reingestellt, da könnt ihr meine neuen Errungenschaften bewundern und beneiden. So wie ich immer neidisch wurde, wenn all die Reports hier sehe. Für den alten Lüfter hab ich auch eine Neue Verwendung gefunden. Den kann ich in der Küche schon gebrauchen. Es war aber überhaupt nicht einfach, den neuen Lüfter so einzustellen, dass er das macht, was ich will. Zunächst zeigte sich, dass mir ein Luftbefeuchter nicht ausreicht, um auf die gewünschten 65%. Ich musste einen zweiten in das Zelt stellen (noch nicht im Bild). Und der Lüfter hat seinen eigenen Hydrometer, der nicht ganz synchron läuft mit dem von Govee. Da muss man einiges kalibrieren. Aber jetzt macht er, was ich will und ich muss mich eigentlich gar nicht mehr darum kümmern. - Ja puh, eine Menge Freizeit jetzt. Ich arbeite ja nicht: Arbeitslos, Krankheit, Rente - irgendwie etwas vom allem davon. Zum Glück habe ich noch die Wässerung alle 3 Tage und die Fototermine alle Montag für den Report. Ja, und dieser Report. Das Aufzuchtzelt musste ich auch lange kalibrieren. Ich hatte mir überlegt, ob ich im Aufzuchtzelt einen Filter brauche. Aber besser ist es. Vielleicht will ich da auch trocknen oder solche Dinge. Ich habe auch ein Video reingestellt, das euch das gesamte Fabriksgelände zeigt, - komplett!. In diesem Video ist auch ein Suchspiel enthalten: Findet die blaue Pipette. Wo hab ich die wieder hingelegt? Kennt ihr das? Man legt schnell man was ab und das ist plötzlich spurlos verschwunden, egal wie lange man sucht, es ist weg. Dann irgendwann will man ein Brötchen machen, dann liegt das dort einfach da. Das passiert mir oft. Mein Couchtisch ist das reinste Bermuda-Dreieck. Das kommt alles von meiner Cannabis-Psychose. Ich habe nämlich schon mit 15 angefangen zu kiffen. Kein Mensch hat mir gesagt, dass ich erst mit 25 anfangen darf. Ja, und das bedeutet zwangsläufig eine Psychose, wenn ich Hr. Pilsner (CSU) richtig verstanden habe. Jetzt hab ich den Salat und finde die Pipette nicht mehr. So ein Mist. Aber das ist halt einfach meine Bestimmung. Wohl gemerkt, die blaue Pipette. Die gelbe hab ich selbst gefunden. Wie toll jetzt alles ist. Ich sag euch, ich bin so glücklich. Ich habe fast mein ganzes Leben davon geträumt, dass sowas mal kommen könnte und dass ich völlig unbehelligt Pflanzen großziehe. Nicht das ich nicht vorher schon bereit gewesen wäre, illegal etwas anzubauen, aber ich durfte ja nicht, meine Vermieterin hat das nicht erlaubt. Aber jetzt ist es so weit. Der Traum wurde wahr. Meistens wenn Träume wahr werden, dann verwandeln sie sich in Albträume. Ich hoffe, dass ist jetzt nicht genau so. Bisher jedenfalls nicht. Bisher ist alles Bestens. Gut, da war doch noch was? Ach ja, die Pflanze. Alle 3 Pflanzen haben in den letzten 2-3 Tage furchtbar gelitten. Wegen meine Kalibrierungen standen sie of stundenlang im Zimmer rum mit einem VPD-Wert über 1.6kPa. Nicht gut. Und man sieht es den Pflanzen an. Nicht so wehr in den Bilder, aber wenn man sie live sieht ... Wir sind in der 12. Woche. Ich hab mir die Trichomen angesehen. Die sind schon trübe, aber ich habe noch keine bernsteinfarbene gesehen. Die Blüten könnten auch noch etwas anschwellen. Also eine Woche braucht sie mindestens noch. Was mich an den Autopflanzen stört, ist ihr Aussehen. Da ist zu viel von der hässlichen Rudalis drin. Ertrag und Wirkung sind OK, aber das Aussehen und der Kleinwuchs. Nicht mein Ding. Den Raum füllen sie in keinster Weise aus. Darum steig ich auf photoperiodischen Pflanzen um. 6 Wochen Wachstum und dann die Blüte. Das sieht dann ganz anders aus. Wir werden sehen. Die nächste Pflanze wird schon eine photoperiodsche sein. -- Ja, und was ist inzwischen aus meinen gefürchteten, aber auch verachteten, Landes-Shrek geworden. Wo ist Markus? Ist natürlich sau dumm gelaufen: Diese pathetische, aufrührerische und doch geschichtsträchtigen Rede nach der Europa-Wahl. Aber leider auch kurz vor der EM. Söder wollte ja weiter gehen. Aber leider, die Menschen hatten gar nicht mehr hingehört. Wegen der EM. Ausgerechnet jetzt, denkt sich Markus. Söder hofft jetzt, dass die Menschen nicht vergessen, dass er mit seiner CSU die Europa-Wahl haushoch gewonnen haben. Aber ich befürchte … Also ich hab das schon vergessen. Nun gut. Dumm gelaufen Markus. Das ist ja nicht seine erste Peinlichkeit dieser Art Das steckt er locker weg. Morgen reitet unsere wackere Ritter Don Qujsöder ohne Fehl und Tadel wieder gegen die bösen Windräder. Er wird die Probleme der Kernfusion lösen und die geilsten Reaktoren bauen. Er wird auf den Mond fliegen. Ja Markus, das ist deine Bestimmung. Flieg zum Mond und sei unser Mond-König. -- Leute kommt nach Bayern zum Kiffen. Hier ist was los, hier geht es in die nächste Runde. Verpasst nicht Söder bei seinem neuen Showdown: Kanzlerin oder Kanzler? Söder oder Merz. Nirgends erlebt ihr das so authentisch wie in Bayern. Und dazu die sauber Luft; die Kühe; die Blasmusik und die Dirndl. Kreiert mit uns das neue Bayern. Die Symbiose von Hippie und Wurzelsepp. Das beste aus beiden. Kreiert mit uns das Bayern 2.0 Natürlich sollen die Dirndl erhalten bleiben, darum ist es eine Kultur-Evolution, keine Kultur-Revolution. Wir bringen die bayrische Kultur auf das nächste Level. Aber nicht so ein Schwachsinn wie einst die Musikantenstadl-Show. Oder gibt’s die noch? Auf so was lächerliches kann nur von ein Konservativer kommen. Nein – es muss ehrlich sein und echt, und total bekifft. Als Anregung habe ich euch ein Bild gebastelt. So in etwa ist das gemeint. Gestaltet mit, statt nur zuzuschauen. Bleibt, bis die Mondrakete vom Englischen Garten abhebt. Streckt ihn einen brennenden Joint entgegen und ruft „Geile Aktion Markus! – Respekt!“. Kommt nach Bayern zum Kiffen. Was ihr hier seht und erlebt, werdet ihr nie mehr vergessen. -- Geiler Lüfter! ---- 18.6. JA - schon gut - ich habe es verstanden. Alphörner kommen aus der Schweiz und nicht Bayern. Gut, aber alles die selbe Familie. Überall Lederhosen, Dirndl, Blasmusik und überall wird gejodelt. Bayern, Österreich und Schweiz. Sie folgen alle der bayrischen Leitkultur. Aber ihr habt Recht, das ist zu grob. Soweit dürfen wir nicht gehen. Dann bekommen die Ureinwohner nur Angst. Bah - das sieht wirklich brutal aus. Schaut euch das gar nicht erst an. -- 19.6. Ja schon gut - Südtirol folg auch der bayrischen Leitkultur. Bella Italia. -- 22.6. Freunde, es ist der Wahnsinn, wir hatten jetzt 2 Tage mit 30°C und der neue Lüfter hat sich bestens bewährt. Zwar kann man nicht verhindern, dass die Temperatur im Zelt auf 30°C steigt, wenn der Raum, in der das Zelt steht, bereits 30°C hat. Aber weil er dann sozusagen permanent auf Alarmstufe läuft (ab 28°), kann man die Temperatur an der Raumtemperatur angleichen und der Alarm schaltet sich ab, wenn der Raum wieder unter 28° fällt. Damit der VPD-Wert nicht über 1,6 steigt, muss man schon gehörig Wasser ins Zeltpumpen. Bei 30° sind das 3 oder 4 Liter am Tag. Dafür brauche ich 2 Luftbefeuchter. Hat etwas gedauert, bis ich den Dreh heraus hatte. Aber jetzt klappt das Supi-Dupi. Ein neuer Samen ist auch schon unter der Erde. Die erste Photo-Pflanze. Ich freu mich. ✋✋✋Spoiler Alarm✋✋✋ Es ist die Critical von RQS. Die neuen 20l Töpfe sind auch gekommen. Ich finde, sie passen von der Proportion her perfekt zum Zelt. Das ergibt eine harmonische Komposition. - Richtig malerisch. Äh - gibt es eigentlich schon Ölgemälden mit einer Growbox als Motiv? Das wäre wie ein Stillleben, sehr anregend. Ich kann nicht malen, aber macht das mal einer von euch? Ich habe mir außerdem organischen Dünger bestellt. Mal sehen, wie es damit ist. ------ Ach ja, was Söder angeht, ich hoffe, ich trete keinen auf den Schlips, wenn ich über Söder her zieh? Den mag doch keiner, oder? ODER? - Sonst bist Du hier komplett falsch. Wir mögen Söder nicht Söder ist übrigens ein toller Name für einen Bösewicht, finde ich. Der Söder treibt wieder rum. - klingt gruselig. Aber Söder, das muss man zugeben, ist ein erstklassiger, toller Bösewicht. Als Bösewicht ist er mir sogar sympathisch. Schon allein das endlose Fotomaterial im Internet, dass man gegen ihn verwenden kann, wer würde sowas zulassen? Söder hat die meisten sogar selbst gepostet, ist das nicht unglaublich. Das ist natürlich wahnsinnig schlau. Wenn man über ihn lacht. - Lachen ist eine positive Empfindung. So wird er auch bekannter, weil die Bilder überall gezeigt wird. Er ist nur der Ministerpräsident eines Bundeslandes. Wer kennt schon die Ministerpräsidenten der anderen Länder? Söder kennt jeder. Er hat seine Hausaufgaben als Bösewicht gemacht. Und erst seine Reden. Knapp, auf den Punkt gebracht. Er bietet für alles ein Lösung. - Natürlich ist ER die Lösung. Selbst den Populismus verachtend, verbreitert er seine populistische Thesen. Weil Populismus, was von einem Genie kommt, ist gut. Zur Zeit steht er rum, und sobald ein Mikrophon auftaucht sagt er: "Reden; es wird immer nur geredet; Wir müssen jetzt handeln; Nicht immer nur vertagen, verschieben und bedenken; Wir müssen jetzt was tun" Ein wenig erinnert er mich an Donald Trump, als er am Kapitol zum Putsch aufrief. Nun, Söders putsch wird nicht ganz die Dimension aufweisen wie der von Trump. Aber am Ende haben sie beide die Regierung nicht gestürzt. Aber was wird Söder noch einfallen? Wie kann er Regent werden? Die Leute lieben ihn doch, oder? -- Puh, - stellt euch mal vor, Söder hätte die Chance, nach Peking zu fliegen und den Handelsstreit zwischen China und der EU bei zu legen. Er würde den ganzen Tag Purzelbäume drehen, vor Freude. Er wäre dann der Macher. Der starke Mann und knallharte Verhandler. Er wäre zweifellos der Mann, den Deutschland braucht. Es würde seinem Putsch wieder neuen Schwung geben. Und stellt euch vor, genau das ist passiert. Nur das nicht Söder nach Peking flog, sondern Habeck. Robert Habeck, denkt sich Söder, ausgerechnet dieser grüne Taugenichts mit seinen Wärmepumpen. Der doch nicht. Söder tut mir jetzt leid. Erst schreit er noch, es muss etwas getan werden, und dann fliegt Habeck nach Peking. Kann es dümmer laufen? Naja, Gott sei dank ist immer noch die EM, dann merken die Leute das vielleicht gar nicht.